'I thought you said you were just popping out for a couple of hours in the nets?'
Net Practice Escapist Gifts
If you know someone who loves spending time at the nets, dreaming of that perfect shot, our creative range of gifts is just what you need. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these items capture the essence of the net practice escapist's passion. Perfect for players and enthusiasts eager to bring a bit of fun into their training routine or to celebrate their love for the game. Brighten their day and inspire their next session with a gift that resonates with their cricketing dreams.
"Do you guys serve beer?"
Bo're'droom
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."
"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."
"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."
Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.
"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"
Workaholic on holiday
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I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -
Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with
"Could I please go back to the rack now?"
'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'
"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."
'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."
"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"
'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'
"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.
"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"
"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."
Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.
Clock watcher
"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."
'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'
'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'
Net Practice Escapist Gifts Collection
Net Practice Escapist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and motivational mugs perfect for the net practice enthusiast in your life.
Net Practice Escapist Pillows
Relax and dream about cricket with our cozy, themed pillows that celebrate the love of net practice.
Net Practice Escapist Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase their cricket passion and dedication to the game.
Net Practice Escapist T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt that captures the spirit of a net practice escapist. Perfect for casual outings or cricket days.