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"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Egg Buggy

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Nest building

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

2020 Panic Room

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Leon Uris.

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Feng Shui

Bird landing on egghead monk

Baby Boomers vote

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'

"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

"It's never too late to improve the deficit in your retirement savings - ever considered a life of crime?"