Nesting Humorist Pillows

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

reincarnated worm...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"