Nesting Humorist Mugs

reincarnated worm...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

The Sensitive Dude.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'