Nest Egg Nourisher Gifts

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Egg Buggy

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Been working out?'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

Baby Boomers vote

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

'Now that the kids have grown and gone I've decided to rent out their room.'

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

Birdhouse Shapes

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

'That's your retirement plan, to buy a lottery ticket each week?'