Nest Egg Nourisher Prints

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Egg Buggy

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

Baby Boomers vote

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'

"So in conclusion, you're 'on target'...maybe, perhaps...but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that!"

"I never dreamed the substantial early withdrawal penalty was the fund itself."

Birdhouse Shapes

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Now that the kids have grown and gone I've decided to rent out their room.'

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

'That's your retirement plan, to buy a lottery ticket each week?'

"It's never too late to improve the deficit in your retirement savings - ever considered a life of crime?"