Nervous Spender Gifts

Expense Culture Advice.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"You spoil that dog."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'Credit card customer of the month'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint