'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'
Nervous Newbies Gifts
Looking for a gift for a nervous newbie? Our collection offers funny, encouraging products that help ease new beginnings. Whether they’re starting a new job, hobby, or journey, our gifts add a touch of humor and warmth to their experience. Celebrate their courage and remind them they’re not alone with a thoughtful token that cheers them on from the first step.
"Same here. It's my first time too."
Well, we thought we had childproofed the house
BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'
Batman's Baby
"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."
'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
'It's a screaming ladies part.'
Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.
"Triple whammy."
Impractical Guide to Having Babies
'Sorry, Holly!'
"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"
'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'
"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"
"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."
Health Club Shop. DVD. Books. Do you have a simple guide to better abs? "Tummies for Dummies" would be good for you.
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
Product Recall (aeroplane)
'Your first trial?'
"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"
'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'
"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."
Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.
'How's it going?!'
"So we're cool? We can go on a date?"
"You may well have been here first but it doesn't work like that."
'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'
'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'
"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."
"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."
'Shouldn't you be out in line...'
Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...
'I think I'm going to throw up.'
Nervous Newbies Gifts Collection
Nervous Newbies Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for nervous newbies, filled with witty sayings and supportive messages to brighten their mornings.
Nervous Newbies Pillows
Find cozy pillows with funny and motivational quotes, ideal for creating a comforting environment for nervous newcomers.
Nervous Newbies Prints
Decorate their new space with prints that blend humor and positivity—great for encouraging nervous newbies to embrace their journey.
Nervous Newbies T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that humorously acknowledge first-day jitters and new adventures, boosting confidence with every wear.