"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."
Nervous Nail Biter Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for your nervous nail biter friend or loved one? Our collection features clever and lighthearted items that embrace the habit with humor. From amusing mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, cozy pillows, and stylish prints, there's something to make their nervous habits a little more charming and a lot more fun.
The Hammer
'Time for your pills.'
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'
"Till death do us part? Hers or mine?"
Reality home-improvement show.
'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'
The Job Interview
The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.
'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'
'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'
'Reading that stuff gives me 'goose bumps'.'
"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
Carpenter.
"Things are looking grim Jenkins, get someone in to start chewing my nails for me."
'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'
I'd prefer to do my test on foot.
Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'
Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"
"I hate needles!"
'I hate taking a test without an eraser.'
Although he had interviewed lots of applicants who were nail-biters, this guy was by far the most annoying.
"I know he can't stand injections but he was here five minutes ago..."
Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.
"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."
'I haven't been checking my glucose levels regularly because I'm afraid of needles.'
"Needles scare him."
'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'
Nervous Nail Biter Gifts Collection
Nervous Nail Biter Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that celebrate nail-biters with wit and charm. Find the perfect mug to make mornings brighter.
Nervous Nail Biter Pillows
Discover playful pillows that add personality and humor to any living space for nail-biters.
Nervous Nail Biter Prints
Browse our stylish prints that turn a nervous habit into a fun home accent, perfect for decorating any room.
Nervous Nail Biter T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirt designs that showcase nail-biting quirks with clever humor and style.