Nervous Graduate Gifts

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Day one, post grad

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

Graduate

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Your first trial?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

For high school guys who are apprehensive about pinning a corsage on their date comes 'Katie Corsage.'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

Grabbed By Gorilla

"There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side."

'Bob smiled awkwardly'

'He must be so excited - Today is his very first day at school!'

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

"I was finally able to capture all my angst in writing. Then it became a required college textbook. Now, I have brand new angst."CS561041

Learner Drivers

'Your first interview, Mr Jason?'

'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'