Neighborly Notes Gifts

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Where the wild things aren't.

Visiting 'friends'.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."