Neighborly Notes Gifts

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"You invited the Wilsons over? This forest is a mess!!"

Visiting 'friends'.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."