Neighborhood Rascal Pillows

Throwing snails into next door's garden

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'John... is that a collar?'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

(Used to be) END.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Clancy:Survey Question

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

'How very Putney!'

Throughout the 17 years that she had lived next to the golf course, Linda simply couldn't resist pulling this stunt whenever the opportunity arose.