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'Can Bert come out to play?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Snow Plowing

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Christmas Charades!

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'How very Putney!'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

How very Colliers Wood

Noisy Neighbours

There goes the neighbourhood.

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'