Neighborhood Games Enthusiast Gifts

'Can Bert come out to play?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

Christmas Charades!

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'How very Putney!'

Noisy Neighbours

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'This is a very rough neighborhood!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

There goes the neighbourhood.

How very Colliers Wood

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"When Ralph Lauren talks, Wilbur listens

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'