Neighborhood Drama Lover Gifts

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

(Used to be) END.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

'How very Putney!'

'...I'm leaving you for Reg next door'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."