Neighborhood Drama Lover Gifts

"People in the downstairs flat are chief suspects - fed up with his Hitler impersonations."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

'I know you're up ther, Barratt...'

'How very Putney!'

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

See, that's why you never buy the nicest house in the neighborhood.

'It's a friendly neighborhood'