Neighborhood Chronicle Fan T-Shirts

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

'How very Putney!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

How very Colliers Wood

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'

'Oh dear, we forgot to invite the Woods.'

Unseemly/Unaffordable

'Nosey Parker in operation - Neighbourhood watch in operation.'

'How very Teddington!'

Fish cold war

"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."