Neighborhood Browsing Gifts

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Suburban street.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Robinia Floribunda

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Beware of the Dog poo'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'