Neighborhood Browsing T-Shirts

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Interrupted Shower.

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Robinia Floribunda

'Beware of the Dog poo'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS