Neighborhoods T-Shirts

"Kim! Small world!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

You are here kitty, kitty, kitty. Home.

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Dog says hi to a cat.

'There goes the neighborhood!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

$1: Family Secrets

Canape?

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Thank you bubbles

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'