Neighborhood Changes T-Shirts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

$1: Family Secrets

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Dog says hi to a cat.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'What's the neighbourhood like?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

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