Neighbourhood Dynamics T-Shirts

"I see her at number 27 is nosing again."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Robinia Floribunda

Interrupted Shower.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

Snow Plowing

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Can Spot come out and play?'