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Great Streets

Man sees sign designating area as bedroom community.

How very Colliers Wood

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

I love the Shard

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Dog says hi to a cat.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

City Hammock

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

Sketchy Neighborhood