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'Don't forget to wipe your feet!'

Let's get organized

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

John Bunyan

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Sweep the board.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Jack London

Moby Dick

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"