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'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Ukraine Crisis

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Nato Membership

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

The Joshua Tree

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The hummingbird's hum.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Black Widow Diet

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'