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'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Ukraine Crisis

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Nato Membership

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

The Joshua Tree

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The hummingbird's hum.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Black Widow Diet

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'