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"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."

'Avant garde dog for sale.'

'May I have five bucks for an espresso, daddy-o?'

The Heptathlon

Marimba

"Now I really hate poetry."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The Just Me Band"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Music producers.

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Homing Beatnik

Like, Real Gone...

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

News.

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Drummers