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"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."

'Avant garde dog for sale.'

'May I have five bucks for an espresso, daddy-o?'

The Heptathlon

Marimba

"Now I really hate poetry."

Chano Pozo,

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The Just Me Band"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Music producers.

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Like, Real Gone...

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Homing Beatnik

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

News.