Beatnik At Heart T-Shirts

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Now I really hate poetry."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"The Just Me Band"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Ringo releases his latest record.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

I love Marimba

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Homing Beatnik

Like, Real Gone...

Candles on Drum

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Accountant sings the blues

That was finch on trills, sparrow on chirps, chickadee on cheeps, and I'm nuthatch on whistles - Good night, everyone, you've been great!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Beatles Tribute

The Heptathlon

Flabby Road.

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

Drummers

Man playing the timpani drum.

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

McCartney plays Tel Aviv.

"I need a drum roll when I tell my parents I'm finally moving out and a rim shot when I tell them I was just kidding."

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

"To jailed comrades!"

'Why do you always catch me playing air guitar, but never walk in here when I'm air studying?'