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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The next damn Batman.

Vampire Bat

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Bat

Bob Dylan

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Like, Real Gone...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Batman and Catwoman chilling at home

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will."

The Heptathlon

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Boy what a night! A Birth, Angels, Wise Men, and now, to top it all: A Drummer Boy!'