Neatniks Mugs

'Don't forget to wipe your feet!'

Let's get organized

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

John Bunyan

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Jack London

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Addicted to reading

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

The perfectionist.

Reading