Nba Gifts

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

NBA on strike.

Kobe Bryant

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Pau Gasol

Charles Barkley

King James and the Heat thought they could not be beat mocking Dirk Nowitzki with laughter...But James fell down and broken his crown and Dirk got what he was after!

'Remember, winning isn't the only thing. You can also become a free agent like LeBron James.'

Dirk Nowitzki

Kobe Bryant

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Butterfly Woman

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'