Nba Gifts

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

Kobe Bryant

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Kobe Bryant

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Good game."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Butterfly Woman

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."