Navy Seal Gifts

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

'Father, I want to be a seal.'

'If you can identify this wine, not only will you earn Super Sommelier Certification, you'll also get onto Seal Team 6.'

People of Courage

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Servicemen.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

On board the MS Hepatology

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Admiral in the bath.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."