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Road signs read 'Here' and 'There'.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Them/ Us

"He's in a critical condition"

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

'Say, Fred...'

Competitions.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

You are here.

Recalculating!

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

'I took a short cut.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

You are Nowhere.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

'Landline go!'

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'

In one mile, go over the river. Then continue through the woods to your destination. Grandmother GPS.

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

I just realized I'm living in a fool's paradise. This is one of the happiest days of my life!

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

Lost-Little Tabs of Paper

Red book and white people

After getting a GPS, Harold constantly felt outnumbered in family arguments.

'Soon you will be here. . .'

'Why is it when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?'