Navigating Open Marriages Pillows

"But, Dave. You knew when you married me that I clowned around."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

"And this is my significant mother."

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

We should talk...

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Cyber Fight

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

"I just thought maybe we should consider letting ourselves go now instead of waiting a few years into our marriage."

'Our marriage is like a one-way street, and I'm behind him, honking my horn...'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

'It's another special interest call senator - your wife!'

"We have had a great year but we've also raised the bar for next year."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"There's no other woman! That's whale you smell!"