Exploring Open Marriage Pillows

"Here's a list of my passwords, dear."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Cricketer goes for marriage guidance

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

'Let's put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'

"Gays and lesbians getting married – haven't they suffered enough?"

"Click here if you accept his terms and conditions."

Two brides on wedding cake.

I Support Same-Sex Marriage and I Support Some-Sex Marriage.

Coming home to her house-husband.

"No, thanks."

'... Yes, I'd love to go on a date with you. Can I bring my boyfriend?'

"This? Don't worry, it's an open source relationship."

Love

"Harlow and I have a no-sex marriage."

Marriage Guidance.

"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

"If you both agree to the terms and conditions, press, 'I accept'."

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

Church collection offering plate full of Pink Pounds

Less Sanctified

"For details on the supreme court's ruling, here's my domestic partner and soon-to-be my legal spouse..."