Navel Curiosos Gifts

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Servicemen.

Boy and girl at thier studies

Jr. cloning kit

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Department of Nanotechnology

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Stonehenge Books