Naval Retirement Gifts

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Monuments

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

Veterans Day '20

Veterans Day US

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Sailor and mine