Retiring From The Navy Gifts

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Monuments

Veterans Day '20

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Tattoos sagging with time

Veterans Day US

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

The Grim map of Iraq.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Sabrage

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

What Veterans Day Means 2019 Version

"Old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue."

Army general with a support for his medals.

And I got an honorary Purple Heart for sticking myself with one of my flag pins.

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"Say bye-bye."