Nautical Thrill Chaser Gifts

Monster in the sea.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Shred the plank."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Dairy Devil

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Walking the Plank.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

Distractions.