Nautical Thrill Chaser Gifts

Monster in the sea.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Tallyho!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Open House of Horrors

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Shred the plank."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dairy Devil

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

"We've got a problem."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The Imperfect Storm