Nautical Newsreader Pillows

Commercial Fisheries News

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Newspaper suicide.

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"