Nautical Neophyte T-Shirts

'You heard the man, Harold. It's a formal cruise--go back to the room and put on your black flip-flops.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Clam Spearing

Sub Editor

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Really Early Vikings

"Admit it, you're lost!"