Nautical Navi-gator Gifts

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Island of Lost Guys.

A Couple in A Speedboat.