Nature Worship Gifts

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Rose Garden

'Echo Tourism'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Labor Day Flowers

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Roses

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Creativity

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

Ecology.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."