Nature Worship Gifts

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'Echo Tourism'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Labor Day Flowers

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

The Garden

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Roses

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Creativity

"I don't know what went wrong."

Ecology.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'