Religion Meets Nature Lover Gifts

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Roads with a view.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

Graffitti.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Manhattan Woods

Fall in the Greek Temple

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

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Big RV Camping

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Roadie

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

Carrot reading.

An eagle catches springboard diver.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Toilet Trees

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

My annual treecation. Just a guy and his tree. And his iPad, iPod, iTouch, Macbook, previous generation of all of the above for backup purposes. And a small power generator. Just us and the quiet solitude of nature. Beep, beep, beep, beep, B -

"I say let it simmer for a few more hours in the sun to let it tenderize!"