Nature's Tiny Warriors Fan Gifts

Revenge of the Ants.

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'Every day they get bolder.'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'Was that you?'