Nature's Tiny Warriors Fan Pillows

Revenge of the Ants.

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Mamoose...

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."