Nature's Commando T-Shirts

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Just a little seasoning...

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"I'm a monster."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Grass huggers.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Horse rides over a judge.