Nature's Soldiers T-Shirts

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Grass huggers.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Earth Reset Button.

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Hourglass earth - time running out

Hottest temperatures on record.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

The Threat to the Environment

A Tree Fights Back

The Last Flower

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Global warming.

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."