Nature Warrior T-Shirts

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Global warming.

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Shooting Moles

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"The drought is KILLING us, claims will be going through the ROOF as crops BURN!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Earth hatches a protesting chick.

'What's going on here, Harry? They've never fought back before!'

Man with bow and arrow trying to shoot moles in his garden

Angle Horrified by Pollution

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

The Last Flower

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

Green Fist

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!