Nature's Commando Prints

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Grass huggers.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Who is to blame?'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Horse rides over a judge.