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"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Medicinal plants

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'Now in Capulets'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

Natural Medicines

Weather Report - 'The following programme predicts scenes of a shocking nature.'

Factory Pollution.

Romeo goes to the Chemists

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It's inflation, Miss Borgia - too much money chasing too few poisons."

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"You don't need a prescription for this. Most of the nip has been removed."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'This is a sample of the dolphin skin we're using to bind the sustainability report.'

Save forest

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

Deforestation: The Last Tree