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Medicinal plants

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"I'm a monster."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

'Steroids.'