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Medicinal plants

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Just a little seasoning...

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I like to stay on top of things."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Glimpses One Dollar

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'